I caved. I joined Twitter. You can "follow" me here.
Can I just comment on how creepy their terminology is? You FOLLOW people. When I was in high school, I had a weird guy follow me around for a while. I caught him driving by my house a few times (which was extra spooky since we lived on a dead-end street) and then he wrote me a bunch of poems. And then he asked me on a date and seemed really confused when I said no.
Anyway, I'm on there. No poems, please.