It turns out, there's an entire website dedicated to all the weird stuff sellers post on Etsy. The name is great, too: Regretsy. (NOTE: Their newest item is NSFW, so click carefully.)
Let's take a look at some of the (work-appropriate) wares, shall we?
A vial of squirrel blood on a chain! I went to post the link, only to find that it was PURCHASED. I mean... what do you DO with squirrel blood? And please don't say "drink it."
The description: "daze of scary fun." I think a daze of another kind was the problem.
Mermaid hair clip! For some reason, no one has bought it yet.
And guess what? The turtle foot was listed on there, too. For more chuckles, head on over.