I know somebody who does this. "Hey, Paige, how ya doin'?" I've taken to just saying "Hi" to him, because if I ever answer his question or--heaven forbid--pose one in return, he gets all discombobulated: "Oh, uh... I'm good?"
If you don't actually care how I'm doing (and believe me, it's fine if you don't), then stop with the questions. Let's not pretend. Just say hi and move on. However, if you DO give a hoot, then please, let's chat like normal people.
Starting with the robot, that's a 10-pack of greeting cards for $18. Then we have a speech bubble-shaped dry erase board for $30.99 (though I admit my eye was drawn to that purple pillow). The bottom row has a w00t brooch for an easy $5, and printable fill-in-the-blank dino cards for only $4.
Does anybody else get annoyed by the "How ya doin'?" disorder?