That's Evan Lysacek. When he's not grimacing, he's very cute. He's also from my suburb, so I'm rooting for him a little more than the rest of Team USA. Now, look at his clothes. At first glance, it's just black, maybe a little bit like Neo from The Matrix, but then you notice all the draping, and the sequins, and the sheer panel, and the feathered gloves. That's right, feathered gloves:
Johnny Weir! The announcers kept calling him "controversial" on Tuesday, but that's a little dramatic. Yes, he skated to "Poker Face" at some competition in Asia, and yes, he's wearing vinyl AND a pink tassel in that picture, but that's hardly controversial. I think "original" would be a better word. Or "awesome."
Unless it magically appears on my head I won't have it to wear tonight, but I think I might get it if one of my boys wins gold. It's $24, which is more than I would normally pay for a hair clip, but it's black and will therefore go with 98% of my wardrobe.
I've practically written a novel, here, so you're dismissed. Don't forget to watch the free skate tonight!