You're 35. You're also the mother of 8 children. Don't you think it's time to stop dressing like you're on your way to Da Club?
Listen, maybe your stint on Dancing with the Stars changed your life more than I realize, but the next time you feel the urge to get jiggy with it, I want you to remember that you HAVE OFFSPRING, and that prancing around town in satin shorts might be slightly embarrassing for them.
(I should note that this picture was taken while you were back-to-school shopping. TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE.)