I love a good game show. Jeopardy has always been big with me (speaking of, did you see Watson?). Once in a while I get to watch Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader, but Jeff Foxworthy's voice makes Hubsey want to bang his head against the table, so I have to wait until he's not home.
Anyway, I made up my own game. Who Made This Tragic Thing?
Answer this question and prove your brilliance: What retailer has recently paid a visit to Tacky Shoe Boulevard?
Need to use a lifeline? That's fine, take a minute and ask your co-workers.
Are you sure?
SIGH. Tarjay is one of my favorite stores ever, but every once in a while they come up with something like this. Platforms, and gold, AND sparkles. Not only are they... um... eye-catching, but I'd be terrified of falling off that stiletto and breaking my fibula.
What do you think? These are overkill, right? Or am I just a party pooper?