I love a good game show. Jeopardy has always been big with me (speaking of, did you see Watson?). Once in a while I get to watch Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader, but Jeff Foxworthy's voice makes Hubsey want to bang his head against the table, so I have to wait until he's not home.
Anyway, I made up my own game. Who Made This Tragic Thing?
Answer this question and prove your brilliance: What retailer has recently paid a visit to Tacky Shoe Boulevard?
Need to use a lifeline? That's fine, take a minute and ask your co-workers.
Ready?
Are you sure?
Target.
SIGH. Tarjay is one of my favorite stores ever, but every once in a while they come up with something like this. Platforms, and gold, AND sparkles. Not only are they... um... eye-catching, but I'd be terrified of falling off that stiletto and breaking my fibula.
What do you think? These are overkill, right? Or am I just a party pooper?

WOW... I believe those are the kind of shoes that make you want to find the nearest pole. Just sayin'...
ReplyDeleteFor real! I saw them in person, too, the last time I was there, and they're as bad as they look.
ReplyDeleteWow...definitely not shoes that I want to be seeing on anyone's feet soon...but they are a pretty good replica of these Steve Madden shoes: http://www.stevemadden.com/Item.aspx?id=51508&np=136
ReplyDeleteStill not loving them. At all. Ever.
Great post though! :)
xo, Paige Renae
Am I crazy? I don't mind them at all. Okay, okay... so the platform is a bit much. I think I vacation in Las Vegas too often...
ReplyDeletenoooooo! i mean, i wouldnt actually wear them, but they are a pretty good knock off of the christian louboutins...a girl can always admire some glitter, but definitely prefer to put them on a shelf somewhere, maybe put my keys in 'em, something like that...hah! xox!
ReplyDeleteWow, those are sparkly. I love target, but sometimes their clothing and shoe selection is a bit curious!
ReplyDeleteI like these! Actually I have a pair almost just like them, just with sequins instead of sparkles. Then can be worn right! Shoes like this can add glamor to a boring outfit in my opinion. Just make sure you don't have a lot of walking to do :)
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm not really a shoe girl, so you shouldn't ask me... but they're definitely not my style! Some people could probably pull it off, though!
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Mary. A key-holder would be awesome.
ReplyDeleteTyler, I want to see your shoes with an outfit! Prove me wrong. :-)